Ways to annoy people

Found one of those ridiculous website on "How to annoy people".. here are some of 'em. Now this will leave you with an impression that I have nothing better to do, but it's worth it :D

Ask people what gender they are.

Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!"

Announce when you're going to the bathroom.

Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend"

Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the"

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Call every girl you know "dude".

Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger". Refer to yourself as "Coach"

Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

Chew on pens/pencils that you've borrowed.

Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.

Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"

“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot"

Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.

Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.

Go up the down escalator.

Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

Make scary faces at babies.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.


Now I really need to spend my time studying..