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It's kinda rude but I still think it's funny..


10 most stupid questions people usually ask in
obvious situations.


1. AT THE MOVIES: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:
Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..


2. IN THE BUS: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-
heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:
Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia... why
don't you try again.


3. AT A FUNERAL: One of the teary-eyed people
ask...

Stupid Question:
Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:
Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. AT A RESTAURANT: When you ask the waiter..

Stupid Question:
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
We occassionaly also spit in it.


5. AT A FAMILY GET-TOGETHER: When some distant
aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big..

Answer:
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. IN A WEDDING..

Stupid Question:
Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money.


7. WHEN YOU GET WOKEN UP IN THE MIDNIGHT BY A PHONE CALL..

Stupid Question:
Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping....you moron.


8. WHEN YOU SEE A FRIEND/COLLEAGUE WITH EVIDENTLY SHORTER HAIR..

Stupid Question:
Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:
No, its autumn and I'm shedding..


9. AT THE DENTIST: When he's sticking pointed
objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:
Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...

Stupid Question:
Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:
Gosh, it's a miracle ... it was a piece of
chalk and now it's in flames!!!